urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:massdude101 massdude101 massdude101 2004-06-16T14:29:11Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:massdude101:1063 2004-06-16T14:29:11Z 2004-06-16T14:29:11Z As I was sitting naked in my empty bathtub this morning at 4 AM, I began to contemplate my existence. Why am I here? Why aren't I in an igloo somewhere in the Arctic? Why aren't I living in a cave in Afghanistan? Why aren't I living in a grass hut in the Amazon Rainforest? Why am I even alive at all? For I do not know the answers to these questions and I probably will never know. <br /><br />Later this afternoon I was staring at the wall in complete silence when I noticed my dog sleeping in the corner. I began to think to myself...what if I'm not really here? What if I'm just a part of that dog's dream and I don't even exist at all? What happens when that dog wakes up? Will I just disappear into thin air? The thought of this scared me. For I did not want my dog to awake...for if she did, I might disappear. In spite of this I slipped 4 sleeping pills into my dog's mouth as she slept and I rubbed her throat to get her to swallow the pills without waking her. She is still asleep now and won't be awake for a while. I'm scared though...What if she wakes up? What am I going to do? I can't leave now. Or can I? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:massdude101:979 2004-06-15T04:55:03Z 2004-06-15T04:55:03Z I am making a post because I'm bored. Usually I just like reading live journals. But today I'm posting. I got out of school last week. Yay. Summer is here. I go to hockey camp in Maine in a week and a half. Hopefully it will be as fun as last year. My middle name is Eric. That's it. Goodbye. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:massdude101:632 2004-01-15T20:13:11Z 2004-01-15T20:13:11Z hi, I'm Sam. I'm new to livejournal. can someone help me get started? i need some friends. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:massdude101:369 2003-12-24T00:09:29Z 2003-12-24T00:09:29Z This is my first journal post on this site.